Goodnight, everyone ~

talkshitnojutsu:

everyone keeps having adult conversations with me and i am Not Ready

smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and I’ve used up all of my good puns?

amewesing:

This is so important

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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mondegreener:

on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

trancer4e4life:

this was priceless reaction from i’m-tired-of-your-shit-sebastian moments

trancer4e4life:

this was priceless reaction from i’m-tired-of-your-shit-sebastian moments

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

dat-soldier:

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

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we always believed in you, and so should you….

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense