Goodnight, everyone ~
everyone keeps having adult conversations with me and i am Not Ready
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and I’ve used up all of my good puns?
This is so important
on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
this was priceless reaction from i’m-tired-of-your-shit-sebastian moments
whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird